If you are here, you are likely in!

The Hell Counter

Souls in hell, right now

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arrived since you opened this page
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arrived so far today
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seconds between arrivals
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living adults over the bar
Intake rules

How you can guarantee yourself entry

Everyone who has ever died gets three questions. Answer yes to all three and you are counted. Since 1981, income is judged about ten years before death, as a stand-in for the life you lived rather than the year you died. The rule applies in every era and every religion, back to the first humans.

Did you reach adulthood?

A child could not choose to keep or give away what it had, so children are never counted.

Were you over the bar?

Did you keep it?

Giving almost all of your wealth away, in life or in your will, gets you out. Almost all means 95% or more. It has to go to the poor or to charity, so leaving it to your children does not count.

Souls = deaths × share over the bar × share who were adults × (1 − share who gave it away)
of deaths qualified in the era of the verse, 1 to 1200 CE
of deaths qualify today

The ledger

Hell's admissions by era

Era Souls in hell People who died Over the bar Adults among them Gave it away
The rush

Arrivals per year

The bar

What counts as rich

The same comforts, then and now
ComfortProsperous household, about 70 CE
FoodBread, oil and wine every day, with meat on feast days and for guestsFresh food of any kind in any season, kept in a fridge
HomeStone house with several rooms around a courtyardPrivate rooms with heating, a lock and a roof that never leaks
WaterCarried from a well or cistern by a servantHot and cold at the tap
LaborOne or two servants or slaves to cook, wash and carryA washing machine, a stove and a delivery driver
ClothingA spare tunic and a good cloakA full closet
LightOlive oil lamps, sparinglyElectric light in every room
MedicineThe best doctor money could buy, and no antibioticsAntibiotics, vaccines and anesthesia
CountryPeople over the barSurvey measures
The way out

Who actually gave it away

We have found no dataset that measures this, so these rates are our best judgement. The evidence below shows only that such giving is rare. The rates by era are in the ledger above. Today's rate is low because most people over the bar are ordinary households with a home, a pension and children to leave it to.

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The fine print

The assumptions

The site reads these numbers from the same file the model uses, so what you see here is what ran. The counter uses the best guess for each. The era-by-era figures are in the ledger on the main page.

The weak points

What moves the number most

Each row changes one assumption from its merciful value to its damning value and leaves the others at the best guess. The white tick is the best guess at the start of this year. These are illustrative ranges, not confidence intervals.

Known sins

What this leaves out

The books

Sources and updates

Live data feeds
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All sources